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    Quote Originally Posted by JosAH View Post
    I don't want that type then, it's crap; I want one that effectively hunts for the cat, grabs it by the tail (or throat), quickly sucks it in where it is completely immobilized; its eyes poked out, al of its kneecaps broken en its intestines removed; after being transported on a small conveyor belt, it is completely skinned and after a final "meow" the bloody carcass is spit out while the skin is kept in a small compartment for later use; that's the type of mower I want; with a shiny red color please; do you know where I can buy one?
    I'll take two!
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    I detect a certain dislike for cats among certain people. Primitive brutes!
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    Jos, you are really evil ...

    The poor cats. You should be happy if cats are around else you would have mice and rats...
    So choose what is worse :)

    Konrad

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    Default Re: New to programming

    Quote Originally Posted by gimbal2 View Post
    I detect a certain dislike for cats among certain people. Primitive brutes!
    Not me; I love cats; fried, that is; with garlic.

    kind regards,

    Jos
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    Quote Originally Posted by SurfMan View Post
    I'll take two!
    They should be given away for free with every cat purchased ;-)

    kind regards,

    Jos
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    I'm betting that Jos has a side business where he packages and ships canned spam. And we're now learning what the mystery meat is. And then it comes full circle why he spends his weekends axing spam in this forum too. It's just a hobby gone too far.
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