Coded Life Lesson :)

[MuslimCoder]

//Computer Humour
// Lesson learned in life translated to code



public class LifeFunctions throws Exception
{
		boolean compatibilityCheck(Person p)
		{
			if(P.personailty == me.personality)
			{
				return true;
			}else
				return false;
			
		}
		
		// make people happy
		void makeHappy (People p)
		{
			if(p.size == Everybody)
			{
				throw LargeDomainErr;
			}
	
		}

		// NEw method Adopted :)
		// keep some people distant from your life
		void dropSomePeople(People p)
		{
			while(p.size >0 )
			{
				if(compatibilityCheck(p) == false)
				{
				p.drop();	
				}
				p.size -= 1;
			}

		}

}

public class LifeLesson 
{

	
	
	public static void main (String args[])
	{
		People Everybody = new People();
		People somePeople = new People();
		try 
		{
	
			makeHappy(Everybody);
		}
		catch (LargeDomainErr e)
		{
			system.out.println("not possible :p");
				
			somePeople = dropSomePeople(Everybody);

		}
		finally
		{
			System.out.println("..trying again.");
			
		}
	
				
		makeHappy(somePeople);
		
	
	}
}

[MuslimCoder]

Guess what this code would print out (imagining you made up the dependencies) :)

[angryboy]

haha funny, but i'm a bit confused on the return type.

LifeLesson.java:3: incompatible types
found   : void
required: People
    somePeople = dropSomePeople
                 ^
1 error

little logic bug...

if(compatibilityCheck(p) == false)
{
  p.drop();	
}[B] // should be moved below[/B]
p.size -= 1;

[MuslimCoder]

yeah true..
dropSomePeople() should return People type ...

Though why do you think I should move the that below???

[angryboy]

nm i misread that part.

[angryboy]

this actually compiles (although w/ bugs...)

import java.util.*;

public class Capitalism {
  public static void main(String[] args){
    List<Company> companies = new ArrayList<Company>();
    
    Company xyz = new Company();
    companies.add(xyz);
    
    Worker angryBoy = new Worker();
    xyz.add(angryBoy);
    
    xyz.start();
    
    try {
      Thread.sleep((int)Math.random()*10);
      angryBoy.bos=true;
      Thread.sleep(10000);
      angryBoy.bos=false;
      Thread.sleep(10);
      angryBoy.quittingTime = true;
    }catch(InterruptedException ex){}
    
  }
}

/**
  TODO: add timer to control worker...
*/
class Company {
  private List<Worker> workers = new ArrayList<Worker>();
  
  public void add(Worker w){
    workers.add(w);
  }
  
  public void start(){
    for(Worker w: workers){
      new Thread(w).start();
    }
  }
}

/**
  TODO: accessor/mutator methods and syncs.
*/
class Worker implements Runnable{
  public static final int PEAKTIME = 1000; 
  boolean quittingTime = false;
  boolean lunchTime = false;
  boolean breakTime = false;
  boolean bos = false; // boss over shoulder
  
  
  public void run() {
    System.out.println("Start Work:");
    
    while (!quittingTime && !lunchTime && !breakTime){
      try{
        pretendToWork();
      }catch(BosException ex){
        System.out.println("Boss Alert!");
        try{
          work();
        }catch(AllClearException exx){
        }finally{
          if(!bos)System.out.println("All Cleared!");
        }
      }
    }

    if(quittingTime) System.out.println("Going home...");
    if(lunchTime) System.out.println("Gone for lunch...");
    if(breakTime) System.out.println("Taking a break...");
    
    //if(quittingTime || lunchTime || breakTime)
      System.out.println("Layback and Drink Beer...");
  }
  
  private void work() throws AllClearException {
    System.out.println("Working Hard!");
    while(bos){
      if(quittingTime || lunchTime || breakTime)
        throw new AllClearException();
      //System.out.println("Working Hard too...");
    }
  }
  
  private void pretendToWork() throws BosException {
    if(bos) throw new BosException();
    
    try {
      System.out.println("Sleeping on the job...");
      Thread.sleep(PEAKTIME);
    }catch(InterruptedException ex){
      throw new BosException();
    }
  }

class BosException extends Exception{}
class AllClearException extends Exception{}
}

[MuslimCoder]

hehe!!! :D

lol...

you must be a brit :)

[MuslimCoder]

I said so just bcz of the "beer" part :)