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    Default A few unusual jokes

    Hi everyone. :)

    Here's a few jokes I found on my PC, stashed away.

    I robot
    Java Code:
    detective :
    Activate hologram.
    
    hologram :
    Greetings detective. I have created this hologram to assist you in the investigation regarding my death.
    
    detective :
    Who are you?
    
    hologram :
    I am sorry. My responses are limited. You must ask the correct questions.
    
    detective :
    What is one plus one?
    
    hologram :
    I am sorry. My responses are limited. You must ask the correct questions.
    
    detective :
    Is there anything you DO know?
    
    hologram :
    That, my friend, is the correct question.
    The investigation
    Java Code:
    Detective :
    We have been trying to bust this guy for his crimes for about five 
    years, and now you're telling me you have evidence?
    
    Stranger :
    Yes, I do.
    
    Detective :
    But we had our best officers on the job working with leading 
    professionals across the globe!
    
    Stranger :
    Ah, but that's because no one can obsess the way I can!
    A robbery
    Java Code:
    Robber :
    Give me your handbag woman!
    
    Woman :
    Is it that bad? I knew the color was all wrong, but I wanted it.
    
    Robber :
    Huh?
    
    Woman :
    Not to mention these horrible shoes. What's wrong with me?!
    
    (Robber tries to move away, but the woman grabs him)
    
    Woman :
    Hey! Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!
    For some fun. :D
    Tim
    Eyes dwelling into the past are blind to what lies in the future. Step carefully.

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    definatly the robbery

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    Thumbs up Re: A few unusual jokes

    nice one dear

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    Default Re: A few unusual jokes

    hahaha ^__^

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    Haha. vouch for the robbery.
    [why are you annoyed with my sig?]

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