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  1. 11-04-2009, 06:04 AM #1
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    Default Did you hear about the programmer who...

    had recently become a father for the first time? When asked if it was a boy or a girl, he replied yes.
  2. 11-04-2009, 06:45 PM #2
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    I lol'd. (Adding filler, comment was < 10 chars)
    Liberty has never come from the government.
    Liberty has always come from the subjects of government.
    The history of liberty is the history of resistance.
    The history of liberty is a history of the limitation of governmental power, not the increase of it.
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    Haha, took a second for it to sink in for me! :)
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    May be both.
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    May be both.

    Affect of programming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by programmer_007 View Post

    Affect of programming.
    :D Parallel threads.
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    i full agree with the programmer: the 'or' return true = yes if one (girl) or the other (boy) is true ;)
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    ah, the last comment helped me get the humor. haha
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