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  1. 03-19-2009, 10:55 AM #1
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    Default The SICK Jokes Thread

    Lets all have a laugh at those less fortunate than ourselves.

    I'll start with a few:

    statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

    My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
    We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on her forehead.

    :D

    Please continue.
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    A couple of things:
    • I don't find humor with people "less fortunate" than ourselves.
    • I didn't find humor in the posted examples or the language used to express them.

    ... I'm more on the order of....

    Question: How can you tell the sex of a cromosome?
    Answer: You pull down it's genes.

    Luck,
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    just realized this rule....
    ...No Profanity/Adult Content
    Absolutely no profanity or explicit sexual references are allowed on this board. All content must be PG-13. In addition, do not post links to adult content on other sites....
    Last edited by angryboy; 05-04-2009 at 05:04 AM.
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