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    Red face Forgotten Assembly Language Commands

    Java Code:
    /*
     * ARG     Agree to run garbage
     * BBT     Branch on binary tree
     * BBW     Branch both ways
     * BEW     Branch either way
     * BH      Branch and hang
     * BMR     Branch multiple registers
     * BOB     Branch on bug
     * BOD     Beat on drum
     * BOI     Byte operator immediately
     * BPDI    Be polite, don't interrupt
     * BPO     Branch on power off
     * BST     Backspace and stretch tape
     * CEMU    Close eyes and monkey with user space
     * CLBR    Clobber register
     * CLBRI   Clobber register immediately
     * CM      Circulate memory
     * CPAR    Crumple paper and rip
     * CRB     Crash and burn
     * CRR     Convert to Roman Numerals
     * CU      Convert to unary
     * CZZC    Convert zone to ZIP code
     * DC      Divide and conquer
     * DWIMNWIS Do what I mean, not what I say
     * DMPK    Destroy memory protect key
     * DNPG    Do not pass go
     * DO      Divide and overflow
     * EIOC    Execute invalid opcode
     * EMPC    Emulate pocket calculator
     * EPI     Execute programmer immediately
     * EROS    Erase read-only storage
     * EXOP    Execute operator
     * EXPP    Execute political prisoner
     * FSRA    Forms skip and run away
     * GFD     Go forth and divide
     * GFM     Go forth and multiply
     * HCF     Halt and catch fire
     * IBP     Insert bug and proceed
     * IIB     Ignore inquiry and branch
     * LCC     Load and clear core
     * MBF     Multiply and be fruitful
     * MLR     Move and lose record
     * PBC     Print and break chain
     * PD      Play dead
     * PDSK    Punch disk
     * PI      Punch invalid
     * POPI    Punch operator immediately
     * PS*     Punch obscenity
     * PVLC    Punch variable length card
     * RAT     Random Access Tape
     * RD      Reverse directions
     * RDS     Read sideways
     * RIRG    Read inter-record gap
     * RPM     Read programmer's mind
     * RSC     Read and shred card
     * RSD     On read error self destruct
     * RSTOM   Read from store-only memory
     * RWCR    Rewind card reader
     * SDJ     Send data to Japan
     * SHAB    Shift a bit
     * SHLBM   Shift a little bit more
     * SMR     Skip on meaningless result
     * SOT     Sit on a tack
     * SQSW    Scramble program status word
     * SQPC    Sit quietly and play with your crayons
     * SRZ     Subtract and reset to zero
     * SSJ     Select stacker and jam
     * STROM   Store in read-only memory
     * TDB     Transfer and drop bits
     * UER     Update and erase record
     * WBT     Water binary tree
     * ZAM     Zero all memory
     */
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    I'm tempted to actually go write a program that can execute all this :P Almost laughed myself to death... too much sugar!
    If the above doesn't make sense to you, ignore it, but remember it - might be useful!
    And if you just randomly taught yourself to program, well... you're just like me!

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