Forgotten Assembly Language Commands

[Nicholas Jordan]

/*
 * ARG     Agree to run garbage
 * BBT     Branch on binary tree
 * BBW     Branch both ways
 * BEW     Branch either way
 * BH      Branch and hang
 * BMR     Branch multiple registers
 * BOB     Branch on bug
 * BOD     Beat on drum
 * BOI     Byte operator immediately
 * BPDI    Be polite, don't interrupt
 * BPO     Branch on power off
 * BST     Backspace and stretch tape
 * CEMU    Close eyes and monkey with user space
 * CLBR    Clobber register
 * CLBRI   Clobber register immediately
 * CM      Circulate memory
 * CPAR    Crumple paper and rip
 * CRB     Crash and burn
 * CRR     Convert to Roman Numerals
 * CU      Convert to unary
 * CZZC    Convert zone to ZIP code
 * DC      Divide and conquer
 * DWIMNWIS Do what I mean, not what I say
 * DMPK    Destroy memory protect key
 * DNPG    Do not pass go
 * DO      Divide and overflow
 * EIOC    Execute invalid opcode
 * EMPC    Emulate pocket calculator
 * EPI     Execute programmer immediately
 * EROS    Erase read-only storage
 * EXOP    Execute operator
 * EXPP    Execute political prisoner
 * FSRA    Forms skip and run away
 * GFD     Go forth and divide
 * GFM     Go forth and multiply
 * HCF     Halt and catch fire
 * IBP     Insert bug and proceed
 * IIB     Ignore inquiry and branch
 * LCC     Load and clear core
 * MBF     Multiply and be fruitful
 * MLR     Move and lose record
 * PBC     Print and break chain
 * PD      Play dead
 * PDSK    Punch disk
 * PI      Punch invalid
 * POPI    Punch operator immediately
 * PS*     Punch obscenity
 * PVLC    Punch variable length card
 * RAT     Random Access Tape
 * RD      Reverse directions
 * RDS     Read sideways
 * RIRG    Read inter-record gap
 * RPM     Read programmer's mind
 * RSC     Read and shred card
 * RSD     On read error self destruct
 * RSTOM   Read from store-only memory
 * RWCR    Rewind card reader
 * SDJ     Send data to Japan
 * SHAB    Shift a bit
 * SHLBM   Shift a little bit more
 * SMR     Skip on meaningless result
 * SOT     Sit on a tack
 * SQSW    Scramble program status word
 * SQPC    Sit quietly and play with your crayons
 * SRZ     Subtract and reset to zero
 * SSJ     Select stacker and jam
 * STROM   Store in read-only memory
 * TDB     Transfer and drop bits
 * UER     Update and erase record
 * WBT     Water binary tree
 * ZAM     Zero all memory
 */

[Singing Boyo]

I'm tempted to actually go write a program that can execute all this :P Almost laughed myself to death... too much sugar!